You feel it
Sometimes I get emails that I just get a feeling that the viewer just wants to be acknowledged and therfore asks me a really stupid question(s) hoping that I might point out their stupidity or even worse….become their *gulp*…”friend” o.O
Well this dude’s email today seemed well wrote out (only a few spelling errors). But still asking me retarded questions, nonetheless:
TKYOSAM VIEWER:
i got four questions for you
1: why cant you tell us your age your a man?
(Because everybody is already agiest as it is here, don’t need anybody else judging me for my age)
2: if your a stripper/prostitute how do you prevent aid/stds?
(This dumbass believes that shizzle? How do we prevent your mother from birthing you (aka-biggest STD-retards)?
3: how did you fined a job in japan with out a degree?
(Never said I “didn’t” have one)
4: can i stay at your place in the future when i move to japan i want to live there someday i look up to you and tokyo cooney
(This was the “big hint” suggesting this dude is probably under the age of 15 and just looking for attention. I hate people like this, what in the world makes them think that would even be a possibilty? Like where is the logic in asking somebody who doesn’t even know who the hell you are to crash at their place? At least with my other youtube friends I have SEEN them on their YT channels and have gotten to know them, unlike this young [probably virgin] dumbass with an anonymous account. It makes me very happy that you look up to me, but at the same time I feel real bad that retards look up to me…]
ps: keep bloging
~mihael
MY REPLY
Thanks for the email dude, I really appreciate it 
So here is a thought out
reply to your questions above followed in the numerical order in which you listed.
1. Go to people’s houses
2. Steal underpants
3. ????
4. Profit
p.s-shizzle
-tkyo
