Sex and dieting motivation

Dudes, long time no post, comp has been shitty and poopin’ all over the place (haha, I made a funny), anywayz, I thought I would update my progress, on which, there is none.  Honestly, I haven’t had enough self discipline and influences lately in my life to give a shit about this diet and I’m cool with it.  Why?  Because this fat mofo is getting more ass than a proctologist at a rap concert (2livecrew bitches, word) and since I was kinda doing this to get healthy i thought “why not?”. 

I think most fat people wanna lose weight to get laid, I mean, in my opinion (which is the word of black jesus btw <.<) I think thats true.  I’m not dating anybody, but luckily I have some really, really friendly friends (whatever, use me  for English immersion and I will use you for someplace moist to ejaculate into…).  Ok, that was a little graphic, but guys/girls!  You can get Asian booty/ass/bang-bang/etc. no problem here, you just gotta stop being a pussy and actually be out going and TALK to people.  Stop trying to have some modesty, if you are a foreigner and don’t speak Japanese, then you are gonna look weird anyway, so might as well go with it.

lol, fuckin’ rambling on my own site is great, I don’t give a FCUK, lulz!

Anywayz, I wanna start adding more shit to this blog when I get the time, but for now I am gonna stick to making my movies

laterz

-sam

Progress…

 

G.T.S

 

 

 

…is not happening yet.  lol, this commitment shit is bullshit, lol.  I keep wanting to go to the gym, but keep getting sidetracked by friends and work, fuckin -.-

 

I understand if I want fast results I gotta be all hardcore about this and no cheatin what-so-ever, which even means stop eating school lunch.  I don’t talk much about my work on my youtube or my blog, mostly because it’s nobody’s business, but also, because my v/blog was never so supposed to be about my work, just cause there are already sooo many people out there bloging about that same job out there on teh internets.  To get down to the point, at work we have GREAT lunches!!!  It might just be school lunches, but when comparing to what I grew up with in the States, this is like comparing Wolfgang-expensive-cuisine-teh-black-black to garbage at the baby diaper center 0,0

 

So, when I did this diet last year, I was at a school where the food wasn’t that good and was cold as fuck!  The combination of freezing cold weather with being presented with not so appetizing food made it more possible for me to get through this.

 

Last year I was 20 lbs. lighter on that diet and felt light and more in control of my appeitite, I don’t know where I lost it, but I think it was eating the same shit everyday.  Break down of what I ate in general:

Breakfast: Fruit

Snack: Fruit

Lunch: Salad

Snack: Fruit

Dinner:Cooked vegie meal

 

Seems like a good plan to go off of and worrying about the small details later?

Rules about the diet:

-No dairy, anything with dairy=AIDS and DEATH

-No bread, or proccessed carbs like pasta and shit

-No meat (well, a little is ok, but only for taste )

-No desserts/junkfood/fastfood/sexwithhookers/etc.

 

The whole point of this change in diet is to get your body the nutrients it needs as fast as you can and get them in there and since you are eating more food than calories combined, you actually SHIT out your extra weight you are trying to lose…or something along those lines.

 

I was thinking about doing this and still eating school lunch (which agian, is fuckin awesome, tastes great, is fuckin cheap and 2nds are always available), but if I am gonna do this I gotta fuckin’ go all out!  Enough of this pussyfootin around bullshit!  Time to kill somebody!…I…I, mean make this diet shit work!  I promised myself that I would be 32inch waist by August next year and I have been lazy not doing shit!  I just gotta experiment the FUCK outta everything and see what I like and see what I hate!  

 

Like the first time I posted teh blog:

This is not supposed to be a DIET, this is supposed to be a CHANGE in DIET…forever.  So I can live longer and have a more awesome physically able life…and stuff.

 

ANywayz, enough of me bitchin’, can’t do anything til I get off my ass and do it!  I’ll cancel the school lunch from next week on!  Also, a vid will be comin soon on my diet update.

All for now, peace bitches.

 

-Sam out

 

p.s-(also, fuck yeah to OBAMA!  I knew he could do it )