Archive for March, 2009

You wanna move to Japan? Here’s How:

Posted in Japanese life, random advice, 外人(foreigners) on March 23, 2009 by tkyosam

How to learn and become fluent in Japanese:

Khatzmoto – is your household answer to learning Japanese-khatz-pic1NO!-any language you would ever want to know;while being organized, yet whitty enough to keep your attention through the long-but necessarily helpful table of contents. Khatz says what any of us could/should have guessed on our own when we first got the idea to study a language: IMMERSION.  You wanna learn a language?  You wanna learn it fast?  Then you gotta be like a kid and have no choice to be immersed in the language.   Khatz slaps that face formed by years of social conditioning of yours with palm of reason and logic!  Khatz is living proof that his own method works.  Khatz even says HE ISN’T SPECIAL!  If HE can DO IT then ANY asshole CAN!  No need to be suffering, play some video games and watch Japanese porno.  Speaking of assholes,  I have been doing it for a year and I am already better than most of my friends who have been taking it for years in school.  It works!  Do it!


How to get an idea of living in Japan Permanently, Building-a-house, Marriage, Divorce, Raising-children:

Debito Arudou- is the dude who wants you know about racism/discridebitomination about Japan. Now, if you are like me and have experienced zero-to-NO racism in this country, then you can skip all his articles about that shizzle and go directly to his page for “Long term Residents”. Here you are going to find tons of articles on awesome/interesting stuff, like getting Permanent Residency, Cycling in Hokkaido, and even building your own friggin’ HOME!

He is a funny dude who got big, people hate him because he has so many people that like him, those people can suck a chode :D

How to get to Japan and teach English here:

Jason (Myargonauts) -This is Jason, he works for JET and likes to jason3make movies for the new ALT’s that are coming to Japan.  Now, this WAS meant only for the people coming to Japan on the JET program, but overall, the stuff he talks about is very practical and very helpful for Japan new comers like: getting a drivers license, buying big people sized clothing, and dealing with being gay (he isn’t) while teaching in Japan.  fd

AATEIJ- this website I came across by accident while I was studying Korean one day.  All About English Teaching in Japan has everything I wish I HAD KNOWN about Japan before I came here.  Visas,  Apartments,  Shopping, it is VERY oganized and will help you answer most questions you have about the job market over herelogo.

Sentence Mining made FUCKIN’ EASY xD

Posted in Uncategorized on March 20, 2009 by tkyosam

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Yo guys, thought I might just make a quick post about this.

So I have been doing the AJATT method for about a year now and I thought I would give recommend this website to all of you are are sentence mining at the moment.  I found a great site!  My buddies back in Colorado used to use this site all the time, little did I know from glancing at it, but it actually has SENTENCE examples!  The website is www.jisho.org.

Not that hard you just:

1.  Go to the website
2.  Type a key word into the search engine next to “sentences”
3.  Choose the sentences you wanna put into you SRS.

It’s what Snoop Dogg refers to as “shizzle”.

Happy Sentence mining bitches.

Sam out

Getting to know the Tkyo

Posted in Video on March 17, 2009 by tkyosam

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Inspired by Hikosaemon and Raptor Jesus:

Here is the list:

Name
Nickname
Birthdate
Birthplace
Hometown
Eye Color & Hair Color
Height & Weight
Occupation / School
Righty or Lefty
Heritage
Favorite Color
Favorite Animal
Favorite TV Show / Movie
Favorite Cartoon
Favorite Song
Favorite Sport
Favorite Actor / Actress
Favorite Musician
Favorite Athlete
Favorite Comedian
Favorite Food
Favorite Drink
Favorite Number
Favorite School Subject
Favorite Clothing
Favorite Book
Favorite Snack Food
Favorite Season
Hobby
Talent
Age of first kiss
Age you lost your virginity
Age you got married
Age you had your first kid
Have you ever been drunk
Have you ever gotten high
Have you ever been arrested
Have you ever been in a fight
Have you ever been in an accident
Fears
Most important possession(s)
Pet Peeve
Number of Tattoos
Number of Piercings
Best quality
Best physical trait

In the opposite sex…

Cute or Sexy
Taller or Shorter
Lips or Eyes
Petite or Big
Sweet or Caring
Easygoing or Serious
Sensitive or Loud

Thoughts on…

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Gun Control
God
Aliens

shit I forgot:
Height & Weight- 5′11/130 kgs
Favorite Cartoon- Fatal Fury (OVA)
Number of Piercings-0
Gay Marriage-Just like Marijuana-LEGALIZE!

Racism in Japan, the blog post

Posted in Japan people, Japanese life, random advice, 外人(foreigners) on March 3, 2009 by tkyosam

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ごめんね、日本の皆さんこのビデオはの会話、全部英語だよ。でも大丈夫、悪いの話しじ やないぞう。

Yo everybody, this is my buddy Khatz and I are talking about “Racism in Japan”, which we honestly don’t give a fuck about. Any time we have had a misunderstanding or encountered something that seems along the lines of “racism”, we usually can deal with it fairly easily. We have both experienced racism towards not being able to “get an apartment” and being “stopped by racial profiling ” cops, each time has not been a as a big deal as people on the internet make it out to be (at least in our opinions, which of course are the most valid on the world wide web…bitches).

Guys, seriously, this country is great, any time you think there is “RACISM” going on, take a step back, learn Japanese fluently, live here for a couple years, be intregrated into the culture before assuming “RACISM”.

みな、この国が大好きだ、素晴らしくにだよ。日本は最高!


Khatz’s website:
http://www.alljapaneseallthetime.com