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Stupid Questions – Stupid Answers

Posted in Funny, Sam's an asshole, random advice, 外人(foreigners) on October 5, 2009 by tkyosam
You feel it

You feel it

Sometimes I get emails that I just get a feeling that the viewer just wants to be acknowledged and therfore asks me a really stupid question(s) hoping that I might point out their stupidity or even worse….become their *gulp*…”friend” o.O

Well this dude’s email today seemed well wrote out (only a few spelling errors).  But still asking me retarded questions, nonetheless:

TKYOSAM VIEWER:

i got four questions for you

1: why cant you tell us your age your a man?

(Because everybody is already agiest as it is here, don’t need anybody else judging me for my age)

2: if your a stripper/prostitute how do you prevent aid/stds?

(This dumbass believes that shizzle?  How do we prevent your mother from birthing you (aka-biggest STD-retards)?

3: how did you fined a job in japan with out a degree?

(Never said I “didn’t” have one)

4: can i stay at your place in the future when i move to japan i want to live there someday i look up to you and tokyo cooney
(This was the “big hint” suggesting this dude is probably under the age of 15 and just looking for attention.  I hate people like this, what in the world makes them think that would even be a possibilty?  Like where is the logic in asking somebody who doesn’t even know who the hell you are to crash at their place?  At least with my other youtube friends I have SEEN them on their YT channels and have gotten to know them, unlike this young [probably virgin] dumbass with an anonymous account.  It makes me very happy that you look up to me, but at the same time I feel real bad that retards look up to me…]
ps: keep bloging

~mihael

MY REPLY

Thanks for the email dude, I really appreciate it ;)   So here is a thought out

reply to your questions above followed in the numerical order in which you listed.

1.  Go to people’s houses

2.  Steal underpants

3.  ????

4.  Profit

p.s-shizzle ;)

-tkyo

SOMEBODY TRANSLATED ME VIDEO!!!!

Posted in 外人(foreigners) on June 1, 2009 by tkyosam

….and I’m on ニコニコ動画 too apparently!

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3623302

I don’t know how to embedd that shit, but if you go to the site and make an account you can see it :3

I want to extend a much appreciated thanks to whoever subbed that!  You rock!

SAVE JASON!

Posted in Japanese life, Video, 外人(foreigners) on May 21, 2009 by tkyosam

Watch this video from my friend Jason:

Jason is my buddy that I mentioned in a past blog about living in Japan.  This dude is a great guy and has helped countless people in the process of wanting to live/teach in Japan.  In the video he said that fuckin Troll told his school that is a bastard-asshole-white-monkey who shouldn’t have videos of him at his school, etc. etc.  This hater is called uverman65676 (whatever forgot), he has been a pain in my ass and all the other youtube jvloggers out there, most of us ignore him (so did I, he even posted hate shit on this blog and my youtuber), but since Jason gave us his school name in his vids the hater found this out and contacted Jason’s school.

“NOW!  WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT SAM!?!?”, good question.  Well for starters, send an email saying how much Jason has affected your life and helped in so many ways relating to teaching/living in Japan and express your anger towards these unholy beaurocratic douche bags in charge of his job.

Send the email to:     bunka-kokusai@pref.shimane.lg.jp

Thanks guys, lets SAVE JASON!

:D

You wanna move to Japan? Here’s How:

Posted in Japanese life, random advice, 外人(foreigners) on March 23, 2009 by tkyosam

How to learn and become fluent in Japanese:

Khatzmoto – is your household answer to learning Japanese-khatz-pic1NO!-any language you would ever want to know;while being organized, yet whitty enough to keep your attention through the long-but necessarily helpful table of contents. Khatz says what any of us could/should have guessed on our own when we first got the idea to study a language: IMMERSION.  You wanna learn a language?  You wanna learn it fast?  Then you gotta be like a kid and have no choice to be immersed in the language.   Khatz slaps that face formed by years of social conditioning of yours with palm of reason and logic!  Khatz is living proof that his own method works.  Khatz even says HE ISN’T SPECIAL!  If HE can DO IT then ANY asshole CAN!  No need to be suffering, play some video games and watch Japanese porno.  Speaking of assholes,  I have been doing it for a year and I am already better than most of my friends who have been taking it for years in school.  It works!  Do it!


How to get an idea of living in Japan Permanently, Building-a-house, Marriage, Divorce, Raising-children:

Debito Arudou- is the dude who wants you know about racism/discridebitomination about Japan. Now, if you are like me and have experienced zero-to-NO racism in this country, then you can skip all his articles about that shizzle and go directly to his page for “Long term Residents”. Here you are going to find tons of articles on awesome/interesting stuff, like getting Permanent Residency, Cycling in Hokkaido, and even building your own friggin’ HOME!

He is a funny dude who got big, people hate him because he has so many people that like him, those people can suck a chode :D

How to get to Japan and teach English here:

Jason (Myargonauts) -This is Jason, he works for JET and likes to jason3make movies for the new ALT’s that are coming to Japan.  Now, this WAS meant only for the people coming to Japan on the JET program, but overall, the stuff he talks about is very practical and very helpful for Japan new comers like: getting a drivers license, buying big people sized clothing, and dealing with being gay (he isn’t) while teaching in Japan.  fd

AATEIJ- this website I came across by accident while I was studying Korean one day.  All About English Teaching in Japan has everything I wish I HAD KNOWN about Japan before I came here.  Visas,  Apartments,  Shopping, it is VERY oganized and will help you answer most questions you have about the job market over herelogo.

Racism in Japan, the blog post

Posted in Japan people, Japanese life, random advice, 外人(foreigners) on March 3, 2009 by tkyosam

***IF YOU LIKE MY VIDZ PLZ SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, and RATE***

ごめんね、日本の皆さんこのビデオはの会話、全部英語だよ。でも大丈夫、悪いの話しじ やないぞう。

Yo everybody, this is my buddy Khatz and I are talking about “Racism in Japan”, which we honestly don’t give a fuck about. Any time we have had a misunderstanding or encountered something that seems along the lines of “racism”, we usually can deal with it fairly easily. We have both experienced racism towards not being able to “get an apartment” and being “stopped by racial profiling ” cops, each time has not been a as a big deal as people on the internet make it out to be (at least in our opinions, which of course are the most valid on the world wide web…bitches).

Guys, seriously, this country is great, any time you think there is “RACISM” going on, take a step back, learn Japanese fluently, live here for a couple years, be intregrated into the culture before assuming “RACISM”.

みな、この国が大好きだ、素晴らしくにだよ。日本は最高!


Khatz’s website:
http://www.alljapaneseallthetime.com