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Stupid Questions – Stupid Answers

Posted in Funny, Sam's an asshole, random advice, 外人(foreigners) on October 5, 2009 by tkyosam
You feel it

You feel it

Sometimes I get emails that I just get a feeling that the viewer just wants to be acknowledged and therfore asks me a really stupid question(s) hoping that I might point out their stupidity or even worse….become their *gulp*…”friend” o.O

Well this dude’s email today seemed well wrote out (only a few spelling errors).  But still asking me retarded questions, nonetheless:

TKYOSAM VIEWER:

i got four questions for you

1: why cant you tell us your age your a man?

(Because everybody is already agiest as it is here, don’t need anybody else judging me for my age)

2: if your a stripper/prostitute how do you prevent aid/stds?

(This dumbass believes that shizzle?  How do we prevent your mother from birthing you (aka-biggest STD-retards)?

3: how did you fined a job in japan with out a degree?

(Never said I “didn’t” have one)

4: can i stay at your place in the future when i move to japan i want to live there someday i look up to you and tokyo cooney
(This was the “big hint” suggesting this dude is probably under the age of 15 and just looking for attention.  I hate people like this, what in the world makes them think that would even be a possibilty?  Like where is the logic in asking somebody who doesn’t even know who the hell you are to crash at their place?  At least with my other youtube friends I have SEEN them on their YT channels and have gotten to know them, unlike this young [probably virgin] dumbass with an anonymous account.  It makes me very happy that you look up to me, but at the same time I feel real bad that retards look up to me…]
ps: keep bloging

~mihael

MY REPLY

Thanks for the email dude, I really appreciate it ;)   So here is a thought out

reply to your questions above followed in the numerical order in which you listed.

1.  Go to people’s houses

2.  Steal underpants

3.  ????

4.  Profit

p.s-shizzle ;)

-tkyo

Sam is an asshole – 2

Posted in Funny, Sam's an asshole, Uncategorized on June 5, 2009 by tkyosam

This is a little series of posts I make when dumbasses on Skype say shit to me that I think is stupid or irrelevent  to anything….and it shows me pointing that out and being a dick.  Here is a clip from one of those skype chats:

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[6:36:55] tekmonx: I now this may seem rather random, but my cat Frisky was put to sleep today, we burried her in my back yard next to my quaker parrot. :(
[9:19:05] 三夢(Sam): fag
[9:19:14] 三夢(Sam): lol
[9:24:50] tekmonx: I find your remark offensive