Stupid Questions – Stupid Answers

You feel it

Sometimes I get emails that I just get a feeling that the viewer just wants to be acknowledged and therfore asks me a really stupid question(s) hoping that I might point out their stupidity or even worse….become their *gulp*…”friend” o.O

Well this dude’s email today seemed well wrote out (only a few spelling errors).  But still asking me retarded questions, nonetheless:

TKYOSAM VIEWER:

i got four questions for you

1: why cant you tell us your age your a man?

(Because everybody is already agiest as it is here, don’t need anybody else judging me for my age)

2: if your a stripper/prostitute how do you prevent aid/stds?

(This dumbass believes that shizzle?  How do we prevent your mother from birthing you (aka-biggest STD-retards)?

3: how did you fined a job in japan with out a degree?

(Never said I “didn’t” have one)

4: can i stay at your place in the future when i move to japan i want to live there someday i look up to you and tokyo cooney
(This was the “big hint” suggesting this dude is probably under the age of 15 and just looking for attention.  I hate people like this, what in the world makes them think that would even be a possibilty?  Like where is the logic in asking somebody who doesn’t even know who the hell you are to crash at their place?  At least with my other youtube friends I have SEEN them on their YT channels and have gotten to know them, unlike this young [probably virgin] dumbass with an anonymous account.  It makes me very happy that you look up to me, but at the same time I feel real bad that retards look up to me…]
ps: keep bloging

~mihael

MY REPLY

Thanks for the email dude, I really appreciate it   So here is a thought out

reply to your questions above followed in the numerical order in which you listed.

1.  Go to people’s houses

2.  Steal underpants

3.  ????

4.  Profit

p.s-shizzle

-tkyo

イアーマンが倒せない

This is a song about a boss from Megamn 2, one of the best games ever.  For all you dudes who don’t understand the Japanese the dudes just talking about like not being able to beat Airman(one of the easiest bosses in the game, lol).  This is J−l３３tN３SS　at its best.  I love it and YOU SHOULD TOO

Here are the lyrics for all you learning Japanese with me:

気がついたら同じ面ばかりプレイ
そしていつも同じ場所で死ぬ
諦めずに消える足場に挑戦するけど、すぐに下に落ちるよ
アイテム２号があれば楽に向こうの岸まで着くけど
何回やっても　何回やっても　エアーマンが倒せないよ
あの竜巻何回やっても避けれない
うしろに回って撃ち続けてもいずれは風に飛ばされる
タイム連打も試してみたけど竜巻相手じゃ意味が無い
だから次は絶対勝つために僕はE缶だけは最後までとっておく

気がついたらライフももう少ししかない
そしていつもそこでE缶使う
諦めずにエアーマンまでたどり着くけれど、すぐに残機なくなる
リーフシールドがあれば楽にエアーマンを倒せるけど
何回やっても　何回やっても　ウッドマンが倒せないよ
落ちる木の葉は何回やっても避けれない
後に下がって距離をとってもいずれは距離を詰められる
タイム連打も試してみたけどあいつのジャンプはくぐれない
だから次は絶対勝つために僕はE缶だけは最後までとっておく

アイテム２号があれば楽に向こうの岸まで着くけど
何回やっても　何回やっても　エアーマンが倒せないよ
あの竜巻何回やっても避けれない
うしろに回って撃ち続けてもいずれは風に飛ばされる
タイム連打も試してみたけど竜巻相手じゃ意味が無い
だから次は絶対勝つために僕はE缶だけは最後までとっておく

Naruto-”Hero’s Come Back” lyrics (日本語)

Naruto shizzle

Hey dudes, one of the best ways to learn Japanese is to practice singing songs (karaoke often=fluency!), since I used to watch Naruto all the time, back in the day, I remember most of these songs by heart.  If you guys actually read the lyrics and shizzle you will be able to know what they MEAN, not just the sounds^^

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Hero’s Come Back!!』　nobodyknows+

遠くで聞こえる声をヒントに
一人また一人　立ち上がる同志
繰り返すだけの普段どおり　くつがえす
準備いいぜ　Are You Ready?
体中振るわす振動に　激しく打ち鳴らせよ　Stomping
絶えず突き動かす　Call Me　変わらず揺るがぬ
つかむ　Story Come On!!

Everybody Stand Up! あげろ　今日一番の時間だ
目にも止まらぬスピードハンター
誰もが皆　虜　看板　Yeah！　（Comeon!)
Everybody Hands Up! 待たしたな　Hero’s Come Back!!
頭上　数え指折る　Count Down
いくぜ　3-2-1　Make Some Noise!

What You Gonna Do?　What You Gonna Do?
絶え間なく鳴り響き　刻む
デジャヴよりもゴツイ衝撃が
全身を走り　離さん　Break Down
Turn It Up (Turn It Up)　Hey　聞こえっか?
叫んだ　昨日までのことが変わるだろう　まだ見ぬ明日へ
こぼれて溢れた想いの分まで

待ちに待ったShow Time　咲いて散る宿命
どちらに傾く勝敗の行方
アグラかいてりゃ今日にも潰れる
流した血と汗　己で拭え
願いもプライドも含め　全てを背負った互いの背後
情けをかけてりゃダメになるぜ
保てポテンシャル　メンタル面

猫も杓子も待ったようなヒーロー
一晩だけのご覧、ロマン飛行
おっ　いいねえ　そんなんじゃねえさ
Kick on The Corner　まだ足りねえか?
いつもと違う非情な人格　守るのさすべて
Like a　ターミネーター
4回、5回で立つ　ハイライト　(Fly High, Yeah!)
いっそこの場で伝えたるぞ

Everybody Stand Up! あげろ　今日一番の時間だ
目にも止まらぬスピードハンター
誰もが皆　虜　看板　Yeah！　（Comeon!)
Everybody Hands Up! 待たしたな　Hero’s Come Back!!
頭上　数え指折る　Count Down
いくぜ　3-2-1　Make Some Noise!

もう多少のリスクは覚悟でしょ
何回転んだって起つ(Get It On)
なれ合いじゃないぜ　紙一重のセッション
入りくんだ感情　築き上げた結晶
Made In　ヒューマンのドラマの延長
まるで燃え盛る　吉原の炎上
エンドレス　先も転がる日常
笑うほど　バカになれるって事

劣勢吹く　向かい風にも負けん
巻き込む　何度も出くわしてきたぜ
幾度となく立つ　この場のバトル
闘い方なら　この身が悟る
一夜二夜の付け焼き刃じゃ
守るもんが違うな　白旗を振りな
陽の目　憧れる　日陰を知る
言い訳は聞かん　それこそがReal

ファイト　毎度　I’m Proud
何から何までまだ失っちゃないぞ(と)
YesかNoじゃ無い　いつかこう笑う
はなからパッと決める　いくぜ相棒

沸き上がる歓声が勇気となる
立ち上がれば　今以上苦しみ伴う
それでも最後はきっと笑う
すべてさらう　勝利と歓声

Everybody Stand Up! あげろ　今日一番の時間だ
目にも止まらぬスピードハンター
誰もが皆　虜　看板　Yeah！　（Comeon!)
Everybody Hands Up! 待たしたな　Hero’s Come Back!!
頭上　数え指折る　Count Down
いくぜ　3-2-1　Make Some Noise!

Everybody Stand Up! あげろ　今日一番の時間だ
目にも止まらぬスピードハンター
誰もが皆　虜　看板　Yeah！　（Comeon!)
Everybody Hands Up! 待たしたな　Hero’s Come Back!!
頭上　数え指折る　Count Down
いくぜ　3-2-1　Make Some Noise!

Sam is an Asshole – 1

This is a little series of posts I make when dumbasses on Skype say shit to me that I think is stupid or irrelevent  to anything….and it shows me pointing that out and being a dick.  Here is a clip from one of those skype chats:

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Sorry dude had to post this:

[12:46:37] Aaro: well
[12:46:37] Aaro: like
[12:46:45] Aaro: before you walked in on our convo
[12:46:51] Aaro: i was saying how i got to okay for sex
[12:46:53] Aaro: from my gf.
[12:46:56] Aaro: well..
[12:46:56] Aaro: idk what to do
[12:47:10] 三夢（Sam): fag
[12:47:12] 三夢（Sam): lol
[12:47:15] Aaro: fuck you hoe

A “Fuck You Japan” Day :D

Yo guys, whoever is still reading this shizzle.

Now you guys should know this by now, but in case you didn’t know, let me tell you: I LOVE JAPAN!!!!  This place is great!  Home of sushi, ninjas and every kind of porn known to man!  Since coming here I have had so many good experiences, lost weight, learned how to converse in a completely different language – overall – GOOD SHIZZLE.  But sometimes there is stuff that happens, not just to me, I garuntee everybody who is a foriegner living here can agree there is just a moment where you hate this country.  Hate the people, hate the customs, the electronic ladies voice coming from the toilet seat.  It’s not just a “bad” day, it’s a “bad day” accompanied by being in a foreign culture.

Ok, so why am I even bringing this up?  Last weekend I was in Tokyo clubbing and hanging out with my buddy Lex and we were trying to kill some time before heading to a club, so we were going around Shibuya and chatting with random Japanese people.  We were being nice and saying “Hi” and introducing ourselves and just trying to be nice and open towards our native hosts.  Except at the end of meeting ANY of them, they would very passively-agressively tell us to leave them the fuck alone -.-  In Japan you have this thing called たてまえ(bullshit feelings) and ほんね　(true feelings), now every country has it’s own style of being passive agressive, but since this is the internet and I HAVE a computer with internet and a blog account I feel the need to say shit I am not 100% sure about, just like I would say now how Japanese people are the best bullshiters in the world !!!!!!!

I love this place, I really do.  I feel more connected to this country than I ever did to my own country.  Even though I have only been living in this country for 2 years, Japan has been a major part of who I am ever since I was a child and when people ask me if I would take Japanese citizenship, the answer would be a “HELL YES!”.  “You can’t choose where you are born, but you can control where you want to be after we reach adulthood” one of my viewers told me over Skype.  I honestly don’t see myself going back to America to live, sure I might go back for a couple years for further educational needs, but other than that I see myself being an expat for the rest of my life.  The only reason I would get citizenship here would be just so I never have to leave this place after that happens.
This has turned into a rant about “citizenship” when it was supposed to be a rant about Japan sucking hardcore for an instant second.  You gotta look at the glass of water from all perspectives.  One person says “the glass is half empty”.  One person says “the glass is half full”.  I say “man, why are you guys looking at my Urine sample?”.  You gotta try to look at every situation from the opposite view of you.  SUre all those people were passive assholes basically brushing me off 5 minutes into a conversation with me, but I mean, for all I know, they could have all had AIDS or the Plague and just wanted me to get as far away from them as possible so I wouldn’t fall victim to it too

Whatever, end.

Sam