Stupid Questions – Stupid Answers

You feel it

Sometimes I get emails that I just get a feeling that the viewer just wants to be acknowledged and therfore asks me a really stupid question(s) hoping that I might point out their stupidity or even worse….become their *gulp*…”friend” o.O

Well this dude’s email today seemed well wrote out (only a few spelling errors).  But still asking me retarded questions, nonetheless:

TKYOSAM VIEWER:

i got four questions for you

1: why cant you tell us your age your a man?

(Because everybody is already agiest as it is here, don’t need anybody else judging me for my age)

2: if your a stripper/prostitute how do you prevent aid/stds?

(This dumbass believes that shizzle?  How do we prevent your mother from birthing you (aka-biggest STD-retards)?

3: how did you fined a job in japan with out a degree?

(Never said I “didn’t” have one)

4: can i stay at your place in the future when i move to japan i want to live there someday i look up to you and tokyo cooney
(This was the “big hint” suggesting this dude is probably under the age of 15 and just looking for attention.  I hate people like this, what in the world makes them think that would even be a possibilty?  Like where is the logic in asking somebody who doesn’t even know who the hell you are to crash at their place?  At least with my other youtube friends I have SEEN them on their YT channels and have gotten to know them, unlike this young [probably virgin] dumbass with an anonymous account.  It makes me very happy that you look up to me, but at the same time I feel real bad that retards look up to me…]
ps: keep bloging

~mihael

MY REPLY

Thanks for the email dude, I really appreciate it   So here is a thought out

reply to your questions above followed in the numerical order in which you listed.

1.  Go to people’s houses

2.  Steal underpants

3.  ????

4.  Profit

p.s-shizzle

-tkyo

I did it 5 teh lulz

sam sam
三夢（Sam)
7:19 AM
yoyoyo
Alex Robu
7:19 AM
waddup bro
7:19 AM

XD
三夢（Sam)
7:19 AM
shizzle
Alex Robu
7:20 AM
I was gonna send a link to you to the most visually traumatizing thing on this earth but I don’t think you want to see it lol
7:21 AM

now, do you still wanna see it? lol
三夢（Sam)
7:21 AM
no
7:21 AM

and ur a fag
Alex Robu
7:22 AM
ok
7:22 AM

wha?
三夢（Sam)
7:22 AM
hahaha
Alex Robu
7:23 AM
?
7:23 AM

??
三夢（Sam)
7:24 AM
lol
7:24 AM

i just shattered your small world for a second there didnt i?
Alex Robu
7:25 AM
it hurt man
7:25 AM

T.T
三夢（Sam)
7:25 AM
lol
Alex Robu
7:25 AM
well
7:26 AM

guess I’m gonna stop talking to you, I didnt add you to be called a fag by tkyosam
三夢（Sam)
7:26 AM
hahaha
7:27 AM

fag

My viewers need to get laid.

So almost everyday I get emails from people on youtube trying to ask my opinion on shit about this country, but sometimes I just need to make fun of their n00bness and post this shit on the interwebz. “Hi I am {name changed to =American-virgin}. I am heading to Tokyo to attend Waseda University and would like you to perhaps help try end an internet debate. On the Internet you have things from people on 2 sides. 1 japanese women generaly like foreigners. general data it seems on Fukuoka magazine and others. The women that definatly will not date foreigners is in the minority about 11-10 percent. Or 2 They definatly will not date a foreigner you might as well be a monk and join a monastary. I think maybe you should provide people with a realistic view on what is happening. Would it not be a good idea to provide the importance of learning the language? Generally don’t you think women would rather be with a guy who can speak her language? Then the importance of knowing protocols. Rules and the like, knowing what might be considered radical behaviour in Japanese society but is normal in a western environment. I think this is important. Saying japanese women do not like foreigners sort of reflects on the society as whole to be extremly intolerant or even extremly racist. Other rumors you should provide is that the women who date foreigners are either ugly, social outcasts or desparate. What is your view on this? Would you think if you are attractive and know the language your chances be about the same as it is at home? I know you have commented before that it is usually easier but I think elaborating could help end a discussion that sometimes gets quite nasty.”

MY REPLY: Dude, you are thinking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much into this shit.  I know you have never stepped foot into this country so your brain is going nuts right now  obsessing about the bukkake and awesomeness.   You also (no offense) sound like a virgin, lol.  People who get laid don’t think like this <.<  You need to get away books and and computers nad just get out there and figure this shit out this self. My roommate Isaac just read this wonderful email that you sent me and he would like me to add that “Too much brains, not enough cock and balls. Hooking up with women here is the same as anywhere else.  Getting laid is the same around the world, if you can just fuckin go up and not be a pussy and just talk to women and show your confident then you will get some ass, brohan .” Good luck with the women bro, remember you gotta crawl before ya walk.  And you don’t learn walking from the internet dude, lol.  IRL is the place to be peace -Sam

Are you serious?

Re: Re:My trip to Japan
Are you renting that guest room out at your new apartment? Also, I added you on myspace so you can get a better idea of who I am. If you are renting out your guest room, we will gladly pay up front, your whole months rent and utilities.

Lmk and I will work on staying black, lol.

-[Namechangedforblog]

My apartment? Are you serious? lol. I mean, I know that I come off as a cool guy and all, but I am also smart – “smart” meaning I don’t let random people I have never talked to or know stay at my dwelling <.<

hahahaha, go online, find a place to stay, good luck.

Sam

Sam is an asshole – 2

This is a little series of posts I make when dumbasses on Skype say shit to me that I think is stupid or irrelevent  to anything….and it shows me pointing that out and being a dick.  Here is a clip from one of those skype chats:

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[6:36:55] tekmonx: I now this may seem rather random, but my cat Frisky was put to sleep today, we burried her in my back yard next to my quaker parrot.
[9:19:05] 三夢（Sam): fag
[9:19:14] 三夢（Sam): lol
[9:24:50] tekmonx: I find your remark offensive