Hehehe, I can see that point of view

March 14, 2012 at 18:35 (Japanese Girls, Sam's an asshole)

 

What do you guys think bout that?

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Stupid Women….you lost your chance yo

August 3, 2011 at 13:29 (Funny, Japanese Girls, Random Advice, Sam's an asshole, Uncategorized)

This girl I met at a party a couple months ago and since I met her all she had been dragging me along with excuses and last minute cancellations.  I persisted with her because our friends said that we looked like we would be a good couple (you win “this” round peer pressure…). Last week she sent an email (again, augh). I could smell the “flakiness” and “wanting validation” from a mile away.  Normally I don’t send emails like this, but I recently have been with some other great women recently and have the mentality of “I currently live in one of the biggest cities in Asia and there are other women wanting to be with me MORE than your ass. Sorry babe, you lost your chance, and now I’m gonna let ya know” ;)

Here’s the email shiz:

#1

2

#3

I’m only an asshole too many types of people.  Especially the type of people who get off on me feeding them attention with them absolutely contributing nothing in fuckin’ return -.-  I could have just ignored her and been cold, but this kind of  direct “fuckyou-ism” was so much more satisfying ^-^

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Good questions – Good answers

July 4, 2011 at 18:59 (Random Advice, Sam's an asshole, Uncategorized)

(got this email from a viewer a while ago)

hey man, love the videos. im a foreigner living in Japan (Fukui on the JET program), and i just stumbled on Khatz’s method and definitely see the merit. However, I’m having trouble finding interesting (and cheap!) ways to make the immersion environment complete. So first, I was wondering if you’ve got any music recommendations. I remember you mentioning something about Japanese Hip Hop, which sounded great to me. You know man, anything to get away from the constant J-pop I’ve got going in my ears would be fantastic. Secondly, I was wondering if you have any recommendations for manga aside from Doraemon for the beginner. Walking into a bookstore is pretty overwhelming here, I really dont know what I should be looking for. And third, I was wondering if you had any idea how to get some of the videos (i.e. anime, dramas, Japanese dubbed movies) on the cheap? I dont mind buying some shit, but you know itd be nice to get some of the stuff for free. :P Anyway man, have a good one. Keep it up. Jamesz ——————————————————————————————————————————————-

Wad up fellow ALT person shizzle^^

Answers: 1.  Khatz has a list of all the music he recommends on his site (look under the music category), all of it is what I suggest for people at first.  You can torrent most of it, if you don’t like torrenting, go to video stores that have cds, rent them, bring them back to your house and rip them to your comp.

2.  Manga-  read whatever you like.  Dude when I first started out the manga’s I read were GANTZ and BATTLE ROYALE.  High school level mangas bro!  Why?  One- because I love titties and violence Two-Because there was no furigana.  If you learn Kanji through Hesig you will be able to learn all the kanji in 2 months bro!  Not the actual sound, but the meaning at least.  Doraemon is gay.  He sucks.  Fuck that robot cat bastard.

3.  Foreign movies dubbed in Japanese?  Well since you live here and you are in the country side-ish place like Ishikawa, you should just go and rent videos, that’ll be the easiest, plus in the countryside they’re cheap.  As for everything else Japanese, just torrent shit.  tons of sites with tons of anime and movies and shizzle. you stay black, what school you teaching in?  high school?

-tkyo

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Interesting/Racist mail from a Korean viewer

June 28, 2011 at 00:25 (Funny, Japanese People, Sam's an asshole, Uncategorized)

手を動くな!

I got this email yesterday from a youtuber who seemed like he wanted to educate me more about how S. Korea is teh moar awesome teh black blackk than teh J-land.  Interesting read with a sprinkle of racism on the side.  For your viewing pleasure w/ all the spelling/grammatical errors intact ;) If you wanna see the funny part go to the bottom part of the post where my response is:

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Why exactly Japan is the fallen economy. why Korea is superior over Japan. read below. and face the truth.

Why exactly Japan is the fallen economy. why Korea is superior over Japan. read below. and face the truth.

since mid 1980 to 1990. the economy of Japan’s has droped its size to 1/3 (Nikkei; from 30,000 to 12000) and never showed positive increase since. moreover, the 4/4 term economic growth (TGDP) of Japan in 2008 was -12.4%. can you imagine how serious it is? how about this, do you know the Term GDP growth of Japan’s 1/4 in 2009? -15.3%…. -15.3% !!! —> does this ring a bell? its over. its over dame it.

That is why the long term dominant political party (Jamin) which ruled Japan for 55 years, has finally become to lost the support of majority of Japanese people. now the government is changed to Democratic. however, I do not think they can recover thier fallen economy. why? do you know the unempolyment rate in Japan? its 5.3% !! its not including those part time job or people who are trying to get a Job, so their actual unemployment of Japan should be around 15%. imagine, a country with unemplyment rate of 5.3%-15% and with GDP growth of -15%, plus the national debt (200% of their GDP). who is going to pay tax? no one..than what? the country is in deep shit.  so how is the Japan’s government going to get rid of the national debt? of course, its not possible. they will never be able to pay that fucking debt.  that is why I think the govenment of Japan is hopless and vagetative. it has no power or no control over the people. its already fallen tree. truely…

Many economist is predicting that Japan can never recover their economy and incomparison, Korea is way better that Japan in economic situation. Korea economy is quickly reaching the GDP growth rate up to 4.5% by 2010. it will continusley growth for at least 10 years with such high growth rate. why? because Korean economy do not have such big financial debt. (Korea’s national debt is only 34% of the year’s GDP, Japan’s debt is 200% of their GDP, 200% !!).. this mean, they are even hardly paying their ass off for interest rate of their financial debt. (lets say, if you were earning 100 dollar a year, if your debt is 200 dollar, what if the interest rate for your debt (200dollar)  is around 10% for example, in that case, the Japanese government has to pay 20 dollar (its 10% of their debt (200dollar) from their year’s profit)  every year out of 100 dollar(the year’s GDP) just for the interest. 100 -20 =? 80 dollar. this is not only the problem.  with 80 dollar, the govenment can not manage the country’s economic spenditure, its just not enough, so the current Japanese govenment is vegetative. do you get it now? why Japanese bank can never increase the interest rate? its because of their financial debt. which mean, Japan can not control their economic recession with the govenment’s financial aid or whatever.. do you even know what this mean?  they are fucked up. because they dont fucking have money !! alight? dont fucking have a money !!  thats the fucking truth right here. alight? one more explanation for Korean economy.

Korea -> ( Ship buliding, buliding construction, Iron production, electronic industry, manufacturing industries) these are the five main economic areas which requires such intensive R&D investment, High technology, and high quality labours)  Korea is currently world’s top in these area.   Japan on the other hand, they are only barely surving their position in Iron production (world’s 3rd) and electronic industries (world’s 2nd after Korea). I know what you are thinking, Japan’s economy (in terms of the size of their economy is currently world’s 3rd largest, after America and China)  but its because of their population is 3 times larger than Korea and their money exchange rate is 3 times more expensive than Korean Won. its like comparing two differetn types of car which value about same in the market, one look like a truck and the other look like a small mini.  despite the Economy of Japan look bigger than Korean Economy, the value of the two cars (Truck and Mini) is similar.  but imagine, the truck is slow and very thrusty with fuel, wherease the small mini is faster and fuel efficient. just imagine the truck as Japan’s economy and the mini with Korean economy, what do you think its going to happen for the owner of the two cars. yes, the truck drivers (Japanese) will get poorer, and the small car driver (Korean) will get rich. right? yes. now look at the prediction of world’s most influencial economicst over Korea and Japan. (Korean govenment, Goldman’s, IMF) is predicting for the size of Korea’s exports will overtake Japan’s by 2022. and it will be world’s 4th largest exporting nation. by 2022, Korea will be no.4th largest exporting economy followed by China, America, Germany.

Japan is on 5th, poor nation. 2022, world rank : 1st China (69,200 billion dollars), 2nd America (28,000 billion), 3rd Germany (21,600 billion), 4th Korea (11,900 billion) 5h Japan (11,200 billion) its currently is world’s 8th largest export nation, the growth rate of Korean export is unbelievably fast and rapid. it is surely going to overtake Japan by 2022. you get that ? Did you check the GDP per capita for Korean and Japan? by 2015, Korea (27.000$), Japan (31,800$), by 2025, Korea (35.700$), Japan (38,250$), by 2050, Korea(61,900$<-world’s second highest in major economic countries), Japan(55,082$ -> world’s 5th.) you see~ ?

Japanese people are many, but not so creative like 45 millons of Korean. now.. why I doing this to Japs? cant you see? the problems is onseting from Japan. its not I am pissed of only because of the ww2. its with what they are doing in current time ! watch below http://www.youtube.com/user/mofachannel its their forign ministry department. they are saying Korea’s dokdo isalnd is belong to their territory. the east sea should be call ” sea of Japan” there are more things watch. and what do you think? love? still? can you love them doing these to Korean and Chinese? in conclusion, Japan’s economy is shit. and the people are shit. simple. good? if you have any other question. please feel free to ask me again. God bless you and your nation. ————————————————————————————————-

Tkyosam response: That was the worst article about zesty flavored tacoss I’ve ever read -.- I love those god damn tacos ;)

His response: yeah I love the fucking Japs head on my plate

Tkyosam response: but do you like tacos?

His response: I like Japcos. with fresh blood still pumping out of their vain.. I poke the eye first

Tkyosam response: So, wait just ONE-GOD-DAMN-SECOND here! …so you DO like tacos, right? Cause I mean, to be honest, I’m more of a buritto man myself :D

His response:  (no more replies)

END…lulz

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Stupid Questions – Stupid Answers

October 5, 2009 at 12:50 (Funny, Random Advice, Sam's an asshole, 外人(foreigners))

You feel it

You feel it

Sometimes I get emails that I just get a feeling that the viewer just wants to be acknowledged and therfore asks me a really stupid question(s) hoping that I might point out their stupidity or even worse….become their *gulp*…”friend” o.O

Well this dude’s email today seemed well wrote out (only a few spelling errors).  But still asking me retarded questions, nonetheless:

TKYOSAM VIEWER:

i got four questions for you

1: why cant you tell us your age your a man?

(Because everybody is already agiest as it is here, don’t need anybody else judging me for my age)

2: if your a stripper/prostitute how do you prevent aid/stds?

(This dumbass believes that shizzle?  How do we prevent your mother from birthing you (aka-biggest STD-retards)?

3: how did you fined a job in japan with out a degree?

(Never said I “didn’t” have one)

4: can i stay at your place in the future when i move to japan i want to live there someday i look up to you and tokyo cooney
(This was the “big hint” suggesting this dude is probably under the age of 15 and just looking for attention.  I hate people like this, what in the world makes them think that would even be a possibilty?  Like where is the logic in asking somebody who doesn’t even know who the hell you are to crash at their place?  At least with my other youtube friends I have SEEN them on their YT channels and have gotten to know them, unlike this young [probably virgin] dumbass with an anonymous account.  It makes me very happy that you look up to me, but at the same time I feel real bad that retards look up to me…]
ps: keep bloging

~mihael

MY REPLY

Thanks for the email dude, I really appreciate it ;)   So here is a thought out

reply to your questions above followed in the numerical order in which you listed.

1.  Go to people’s houses

2.  Steal underpants

3.  ????

4.  Profit

p.s-shizzle ;)

-tkyo

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