イアーマンが倒せない

This is a song about a boss from Megamn 2, one of the best games ever.  For all you dudes who don’t understand the Japanese the dudes just talking about like not being able to beat Airman(one of the easiest bosses in the game, lol).  This is J−l３３tN３SS　at its best.  I love it and YOU SHOULD TOO

Here are the lyrics for all you learning Japanese with me:

気がついたら同じ面ばかりプレイ
そしていつも同じ場所で死ぬ
諦めずに消える足場に挑戦するけど、すぐに下に落ちるよ
アイテム２号があれば楽に向こうの岸まで着くけど
何回やっても　何回やっても　エアーマンが倒せないよ
あの竜巻何回やっても避けれない
うしろに回って撃ち続けてもいずれは風に飛ばされる
タイム連打も試してみたけど竜巻相手じゃ意味が無い
だから次は絶対勝つために僕はE缶だけは最後までとっておく

気がついたらライフももう少ししかない
そしていつもそこでE缶使う
諦めずにエアーマンまでたどり着くけれど、すぐに残機なくなる
リーフシールドがあれば楽にエアーマンを倒せるけど
何回やっても　何回やっても　ウッドマンが倒せないよ
落ちる木の葉は何回やっても避けれない
後に下がって距離をとってもいずれは距離を詰められる
タイム連打も試してみたけどあいつのジャンプはくぐれない
だから次は絶対勝つために僕はE缶だけは最後までとっておく

アイテム２号があれば楽に向こうの岸まで着くけど
何回やっても　何回やっても　エアーマンが倒せないよ
あの竜巻何回やっても避けれない
うしろに回って撃ち続けてもいずれは風に飛ばされる
タイム連打も試してみたけど竜巻相手じゃ意味が無い
だから次は絶対勝つために僕はE缶だけは最後までとっておく

“Sam’s Big in Japan #20″ is out and released!!!!

…not that any of you reading this didn’t already know that, lol

SAVE JASON!

Watch this video from my friend Jason:

Jason is my buddy that I mentioned in a past blog about living in Japan.  This dude is a great guy and has helped countless people in the process of wanting to live/teach in Japan.  In the video he said that fuckin Troll told his school that is a bastard-asshole-white-monkey who shouldn’t have videos of him at his school, etc. etc.  This hater is called uverman65676 (whatever forgot), he has been a pain in my ass and all the other youtube jvloggers out there, most of us ignore him (so did I, he even posted hate shit on this blog and my youtuber), but since Jason gave us his school name in his vids the hater found this out and contacted Jason’s school.

“NOW!  WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT SAM!?!?”, good question.  Well for starters, send an email saying how much Jason has affected your life and helped in so many ways relating to teaching/living in Japan and express your anger towards these unholy beaurocratic douche bags in charge of his job.

Send the email to:     bunka-kokusai@pref.shimane.lg.jp

Thanks guys, lets SAVE JASON!

Sam’s Big in Japan #18-”AWESOME JAPAN GREATNESS”!

Enjoy dudes:

Getting to know the Tkyo

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Inspired by Hikosaemon and Raptor Jesus:

Here is the list:

Name
Nickname
Birthdate
Birthplace
Hometown
Eye Color & Hair Color
Height & Weight
Occupation / School
Righty or Lefty
Heritage
Favorite Color
Favorite Animal
Favorite TV Show / Movie
Favorite Cartoon
Favorite Song
Favorite Sport
Favorite Actor / Actress
Favorite Musician
Favorite Athlete
Favorite Comedian
Favorite Food
Favorite Drink
Favorite Number
Favorite School Subject
Favorite Clothing
Favorite Book
Favorite Snack Food
Favorite Season
Hobby
Talent
Age of first kiss
Age you lost your virginity
Age you got married
Age you had your first kid
Have you ever been drunk
Have you ever gotten high
Have you ever been arrested
Have you ever been in a fight
Have you ever been in an accident
Fears
Most important possession(s)
Pet Peeve
Number of Tattoos
Number of Piercings
Best quality
Best physical trait

In the opposite sex…

Cute or Sexy
Taller or Shorter
Lips or Eyes
Petite or Big
Sweet or Caring
Easygoing or Serious
Sensitive or Loud

Thoughts on…

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Gun Control
God
Aliens

shit I forgot:
Height & Weight- 5′11/130 kgs
Favorite Cartoon- Fatal Fury (OVA)
Number of Piercings-0
Gay Marriage-Just like Marijuana-LEGALIZE!