Sex and dieting motivation
Dudes, long time no post, comp has been shitty and poopin’ all over the place (haha, I made a funny), anywayz, I thought I would update my progress, on which, there is none. Honestly, I haven’t had enough self discipline and influences lately in my life to give a shit about this diet and I’m cool with it. Why? Because this fat mofo is getting more ass than a proctologist at a rap concert (2livecrew bitches, word) and since I was kinda doing this to get healthy i thought “why not?”.
I think most fat people wanna lose weight to get laid, I mean, in my opinion (which is the word of black jesus btw <.<) I think thats true. I’m not dating anybody, but luckily I have some really, really friendly friends (whatever, use me for English immersion and I will use you for someplace moist to ejaculate into…). Ok, that was a little graphic, but guys/girls! You can get Asian booty/ass/bang-bang/etc. no problem here, you just gotta stop being a pussy and actually be out going and TALK to people. Stop trying to have some modesty, if you are a foreigner and don’t speak Japanese, then you are gonna look weird anyway, so might as well go with it.
lol, fuckin’ rambling on my own site is great, I don’t give a FCUK, lulz!
Anywayz, I wanna start adding more shit to this blog when I get the time, but for now I am gonna stick to making my movies 😉