4chan Omegle copy/pastaz

Man this shit is funny^^

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: im 15 years old
You: how old areyou
Stranger: liar.
Stranger: your a sex offender.
You: I am not why does everyone keep saying that!
You: Im 15 years old im a girl and i live in the usa
Stranger: shut up. stop ruining people’s lives. innocent lives.
Stranger: you make me sick!
You: What the hell is going on here?
You: Im just looking for friends
Stranger: more like next targets …
Stranger: i know what you do.
You: Its not underage its FUNDERAGE
Stranger: this is a violation under your parole.
You: U mad?
Stranger: FUNDERAGE? thats so not funny.
You: Its fucking hilarious
You: Tight little assholes
You: Ruined lives
You: Gets me off
Stranger: really?
You: Gets me rock hard
Stranger: oh yeah? ever thought about the countless number of lives you’ve taken?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: boneriffic
Stranger: sex offender!!!! omfg whats that like?
Stranger: wrong person
You: what!?? how did you know!??
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: oh shiiit
You: oh shit
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: lol
You: are you fbi?
Stranger: im FBI’s big ass brother. Im Supermans gangsta uncle…
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: im JIZZMAN
You: jizzman tracks sex offenders?
Stranger: nah
You: I swear it was nothing… I was caught by a technicality
Stranger: whT happened?
You: She was the one who wanted to have sex with me
You: but I was 19
Stranger: ooh thats bad
Stranger: wth
You: she was 8, almost an adult
Stranger: lol
Stranger: something is deeply wrong with that
You: really? I swear she wanted it
Stranger: so you did have sex with her?
You: only twice
Stranger: ew
You: she bit by dick the second time
You: my*
Stranger: well, it kind of serves you right
Stranger: sorry
You: i reported her to the police for dick-biting
You: but they wouldn’t listen
Stranger: i hope to god youre joking
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You: SO AROUSING
You: SCREAM BITCH
You: OH FUCK
You: IM CUMMING AGAIN
You: SHIT
You: CGHGFHFDDG
You: whew
You: okay im done
You: my nuts are empty
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: im sorry whats going on her-
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: …
Stranger: this is awkward
You: yeah it is
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: i should go
You: yeah, me too
Stranger: bai
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: ha ha nice one!!
You: Sorry?
You: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: im female 19
You: Too old…
You have disconnected.
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~ by tkyosam on August 17, 2010.

3 Responses to “4chan Omegle copy/pastaz”

  1. Lol! Supa funny!

  2. Lolol!

    You: she was 8, almost an adult

  3. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    sext with eachother\
    You: pamela anderson
    Stranger: tommy lee
    You: ooooh t-lee, pass me some more of that
    You: crystal meth
    Stranger: anything for you baby..
    You: mmm spread it on my toast
    Stranger: gladly..
    You: its tingling my grains
    You: …
    Stranger: lol
    You: so high, so high. now grab that red rooster and pour it on my chinese food
    You: ooh tommy, that’s too much. it’ll be too spicy!
    You: i hope you two are getting the puns
    You: of course i’ve taken some liberties
    You: chinese food = pussy
    You: pretty much
    Stranger: LOL. i love you. you made my night.
    You: you’re welcome, TOMMY
    Stranger: hahaha, okbai.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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