Tkyosam Haters are Bitches ^-^

•July 9, 2012 • 1 Comment

Why’d you wanna hate on this dude?

;

Ok, so sometimes I get hater mail. And sometimes I get HATER mail. This dude seemed like he was very passionate about me being a “bad representation of American’s in Asia”. Watch as this shit unfolded….

On my “English Teaching in Japan is bullshit 1/2” video there was this little hater asshole who wrote a nice 3 paragraphs of complaints to me on my site. He then sent me this email after I blocked his ass from Youtube:

Yup

Ok, this guy MIGHT be right on a couple points and sounds like he MIGHT have experience teaching in Asia. So I give him the benefit of the doubt:

I’mz a gentelmenz!

……………………And it’s been 2 weeks. The asshole was so quick to reply to my youtube comments and email me, but sucks when he can’t reply. Here is his email and youtube account info. Go ahead and make me proud Tkyosam viewers and show this prick a good reverse troll time ^-^:

Asshole’s Youtube:

MyMusicfreak1

Bad Asian Women…….

•July 3, 2012 • 1 Comment

Taiwan:

Korea:

Small victory is still victory

•June 29, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Small victory like owning zombies with plants

This might not sound like a good metaphor for my current situation in life but I thought I’d share it anyway:

Today I went to Yodabashi Camera today because yesterday I bought the wrong type of videocard and went to go get store credit and buy the correct card.

The sales guy, like most retail jobs people was a dick and told me that since I “opened the package” I could only return the card for the same type of card. I told him I don’t need the same card and he gave me some bullshit about “the rules” blah blah blah.

I told him “Hey, I know what you are saying and all but get the manager over here”. He tried to give me the run around and demanded to speak to the manager. I was just thinking the whole time “Dude, it’s a 3000yen video card, your manager is too busy to come argue with a gaijin in a yakuza get up. You know if I complain to the right people you’re gonna do what I ask bitch. Go ahead and waste my time, you’ll just get yelled at lol”.

The manager didn’t come, but the sales dude was advised to not just give me my money back, but apologize for being a dick.
Just goes to show, if you always listen to whatever asshole is out there telling you what you “CAN” do and what you “CAN’T” do then you probably want get far yo. This was a small “victory”, but still just helped reinforce that you do whatever the fuck you like and never apologize for being you…..except when it comes to raping kids, might wanna try some restraint in the area bro lol.

shizzle.

KARAOKE・Dragon Soul

•June 27, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Even the new Dragon Ball series OP sounds awesome ^-^

谷本貴義

Dragon Soul
作詞︰吉元由美
作曲︰巖崎貴文
TVアニメ「ドラゴンボ一ル改」OP

Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan Paradise
元氣玉が彈け飛ぶぜ Go Go Let’s do it

うごめくあやしいエナジ一
容赦はしないぜ 見てろよ
命に代えても守るよ
愛する勇氣を 強さに變えろ
やり拔く氣合いで ピンチを越えてく
手強いヤツほど わくわくもでっかいぜ

Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan チャンスさ
ラッキ一の風に ビュンビュン乘って
Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan 明日も
答えをもう 魂は知ってるのさ Dragon Soul!

宇宙のパワ一をこの手に
ひとりで行くんじゃないのさ
光は闇夜に負けない
小さな夢でも輝いてるよ
アレコレ迷うな 集中するんだ
轉載來自 ※Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 
ツベコベ言わずに 體ごと突き拔けろ

Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan 來てるぜ
もっと未來が樂しくなるよ
Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan Paradise
元氣玉が彈け飛ぶぜ
Go Go Let’s do it Dragon Soul!

Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan チャンスさ
ラッキ一の風に ビュンビュン乘って
Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan 明日も
答えをもう 魂は知ってるのさ

Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan 來てるぜ
もっと未來が樂しくなるよ
Dokkan Dokkan ツイてる!
Dokkan Dokkan Paradise
元氣玉が彈け飛ぶぜ
Go Go Let’s do it Dragon Soul!

KARAOKE・TOP OF TOKYO (J-rap)

•June 25, 2012 • Leave a Comment

This is the Blackest J-music I’ve ever heard!  FUCK YAH!

作曲:H.Kon
作詞:H.Kimura/T.Hiraguri/H.Kon
見たか聞いた何処かで知ったか?
俺らブッタと井上サンタ
WE GOT FLAVORS LIKE ソーダのファンタ
YOU WANNA FRESH STYLE HEY ブッタ WE GOT THAT
WE GOT BIG BALLS スフィアの××タマ
闇(病み)に病んでる 韻踏む神様
B・U・D・D・H・A BU
知ったふりしろ THIS IS HOW WE DO

絶対好きになるのはこっちの方だ
どーだFunky Buddha 救世主Save Ya
お経を唱える聖夜 煌めく星になる
まるでサンタからの贈り物
ハーコーマナーモード
ブリブリのブルブルのブルドーザー
正に天国に一番近い地獄だ
落としてやる今夜ブレンバスター

TU, TU, TU~!TOP OF TOKYO
根こそぎ持ってくTRIO
無敵の三本マイク
D.L, CQ, HIBAHIHI

BLOW UP THE SPOT
登る TO THE TOP
先端のTOP
東京のTOP
こちらブッタ FAT LIKE ブッパ
SARUとWARU ぶっとばす コミカル
昼のSUNDAY 床屋が首刈る
夢のDREAM TEAM KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
常にCOME CLEAN FUCK YOU LIKE A TEEN
こんな姿はNEVER BEEN SEEN

リッスンUP エブリバディしな安心
ナウダ CREW コンバイン エン WE BACK アゲイン

<a href=”http://www.3131.info/Illmatic+Buddha+Mc%27s%2C%E3%82%B9%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%80%E3%83%A9%E3%83%91%E3%83%BC/TOP+OF+TOKYO/”&gt;TOP OF TOKYO 歌詞<a> – <a href=”http://www.3131.info”&gt;J-POP 歌詞<a>
SEEMS SO LONG シンス YAMERU 無限
WE ワズ 武者修行ING アット HOLLY マウンテン
サルもの追わず 来るもの拒まず
GIDAIは変われど OLERAは変わらず
STINKY ブッダ FUNKY 保つリアルネス
まだルーキーやワナビーにゃ譲れん WATCH DIS!!

TU, TU, TU~!TOP OF TOKYO
根こそぎ持ってくTRIO
無敵の三本マイク
D.L, CQ, HIBAHIHI

とっくにTOPにドップリ DOPEに
どっさりどっしりドキドキ どしどし
DOKUドクドク DOKUTOKU 説く
黒く 濃く 奥 ノックノック 多く
てっぺん TEIHEN 関係なく
全て飲み込み MAKIKOMU RAPストーム
RAPフォーム RAPスタイル
OLEら 東西南北
センター OF アテンション タイフーンの目
上空からSPIT 上のうえ
シンス’92 WE ワズア 真のMASTER
永久欠番だ BUDDHA

ようこそここはデンジャーゾーン
絵に描いたモチベーション エスカレーション
鼻の下のばすイマジネーション
知ったら最後 猿のマスターベーション
所かまわず 電柱に立ち小便
ドギースタイル 行き着くところ
ワケあって ワケあり 言い訳は無用です
東京 ハッケヨイ ノコッタ

TU, TU, TU~!TOP OF TOKYO
根こそぎ持ってくTRIO
無敵の三本マイク
D.L, CQ, HIBAHIHI

Why and How Should I Sign Up For Healthcare?

•June 22, 2012 • 1 Comment

One of the main reasons for needing health insurance


It’s cheap yo.  Ok, not that cheap, but you should really consider it mainly because it’s easier system to understand here.  There are 2 types of insurance here:

National(kokumin kenkou hoken 国民健康保険) – This you should get as soon as you land and get a visa here because if you wait to pay for this you will have to back pay for all the months you decided to sign up for since arrival in this country.  Depending on your income, it should be 1500yen~15,000yen per month and comes in bill envelops that come monthly and you can pay in cash at the convenient store.  You can sign up for this easily buy bringing your passport to your local word/city office.

Private Insurance (shakai hoken 社会保険) – This is usually set up through your company and sometimes can be cheaper than the national healthcare (aka-for people making a decent amount of change).  If you are making less than 250,000yen a month, I don’t suggest going with this.  Sure it might cover more shit, but if you are not married or don’t have kids go with the National.  Some people’s arguments are “Well, if you have a serious medical issue the Private health insurance will cover more”, I don’t know if that’s necessarily true or not, all I know is, if you are single mofo that is just hear to party and doesn’t care, then get the national broski.

Shizzle

5 Things You Must Bring Before Moving To Japan

•June 19, 2012 • Leave a Comment

You better bring this, mofo!

 

Why 5?  Because if you are like me then you are a lazy shit who doesn’t need that much to make him happy.  Most of the shit that you will need to live a normal life here can be found/bought here without going full native yo.  But still there will be some shit definitely that you will want to bring from home:

  1. Deodorant – They have Asian versions of this here, but they suck and are expensive.  Me, I like gel deodorant and when I came here I brought 20 sticks.  It might seem excessive, but you will learn once you get here that unless you want to piss off your family with postage charges, best to pack this in your checked luggage yo.  Guys and chicks be wary yo.
  2. Fav Comfort Food from back home Japan has hundreds of import shops all around the country, but even with so many of them, there are still going to be some things from back home you won’t be able to find.  I suggest you bring something small and that you can’t find in Japan (You should be able to tell, if not check online).  For me, I brought TWIX cause of that cookie crunch yo!  マジやばかった~
  3. Creditcard and Debitcard – I suggest trying to get a Japanese credit card ASAP, but just in case you need to buy some online shit or need to buy a plane ticket outta there keep that home country credit card on ya.  Also you will need an ATM card to withdraw your savings from back home.
  4. Valid Passport and Driver’s license – You need a passport to get into the country (obviously) but it also helps you if you wanna travel while you are living here.  If you wanna get a Japanese driver’s license (which if you don’t live in Tokyo, you should get) then having an American driver’s license will help the test become easier because you we won’t need to take the written Japanese test (usually 100 questions) and will only be 10 questions test plus a physical test afterwards.  If you are not from America and have a license back in your home country, you might only need to take an eyetest.
  5. Money – This is by far the most important thing you will need if you plan on moving to Japan.  Getting an apartment, food and moving around Tokyo will require money.  No matter what you plan to do I highly suggest coming here with at least $4000.  Why?  Because do you want to work immediately or do you wanna fuck around for a couple months and enjoy this work-free Japan?  The only reason I give that price is because I have met so many people that came here, wasted all their savings, then had to have either their friends, parents, or credit card company bail them out (to pay it off later down the line) and I don’t know about you, but I hate the idea of debt and would like to not have to owe anybody anything for as long as possible.

Now, there were a lot of runner ups to being included into this list, but lets be reasonable here:

MOST OF THE STUFF YOU NEED YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET IN JAPAN.

That includes: foreign food, clothes, toiletries,  and everything else.  Japan is a 1st world country bros, they ain’t fuckin’ around yo.  Come over here with the bare essentials and worry about all the other shit once you are actually IN the country.